Parody rap is now a thing.
I made a statement that the only reason people "Rap" is because they have no talent for writing actual music, and they can't sing.
With that in mind, I wrote a parody of a rap!
The Millennial generation thinks it's so sweet
that if you can't sing you can talk to a beat.
Then you can parade around like a a righteous snob,
Dem fools couldn't hold a REAL JOB!
Yeah, it's so cool, as cool as you get
when you're eating TIDE PODS and your diaper's wet!
They don't know their genders or right from wrong.
All they can do is go down on a schlong.
Then sit on their rumps and be offended,
There's no way to fix what G_d ain't mended.
Does THIS offend? It's because it's true--
Keep guzzling CBD and sniffing the glue!
They wear their pants down to their knees:
"Freedom of expression; we'll do as we please!"
But homey, I'm telling ya, it ain't so cool
to look a f** and dress like a fool.
And if you can't tell when to use THERE, THEIR or They're,
THEN GO BACK TO SCHOOL; GET OUT OF MY HAIR!
For breakfast, it's Kale on which you munch,
while relishing the thought of carpet for lunch.
You're still living in the town of SODOM;
You've been there too long; your brain's gone numb!
BUT WHEN JUDGEMENT COMES, AND IT WILL, WITHOUT FAIL....
Get me some earplugs: You'll WAIL, WAIL, WAIL.....