Some time ago, I received a memo about "Terrorists" working in my office. Of course, I didn't work in an office. But the thing was funny!
We have been apprised of a group of terrorists working out of your office. They are Bin-Sleepin, Bin-Lunchin, Bin-Drinkin, Bin-Goofin, Bin-gabbin, and Bin-workin'.
We have apprehended 5 of these six Terrorists. Only Bin-workin remains at large.
The Department of Homeland Security believes there is not much reason to worry because anyone who looks like he's Bin-Working will be easy to spot.
You are not a suspect at this time.
Director, Department of homeland Security.