There is little I hate more than SPAM MAIL. Not to say there is nothing I hate worse,
but there isn't much.
Today's STUPID LETTER of the day CLAIMS to be from INTERPOL.
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Reply-To: <email@example.com> Notice their stupidity!
From: "Head Internet Fraud Unit."<firstname.lastname@example.org>
Subject: Interpol Fraud Unit
Date: Sat, 9 Oct 2010 15:13:12 +0200
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This was addressed to <Undisclosed recipients>
Beneficiary <COMMENT: WOW, I'm a beneficiary!? When did THIS happen?>
This is the Internet fraud unit of the Interpol police, we are been mandated by the
British High Commission and the FBI to combat Internet fraud and our monitoring
device picked up several signal transaction on your server and since then we have
been monitoring all your Internet transaction and we have just discovered that you
have been into series of transactions few weeks ago.
<COMMENT: I HAVE? That's news to me!>
From our investigation you have a transaction worth ($1.5 million) which you are in
doubt, we have discovered from our investigation that the compensation funds ($1.5 million)
been allocated to selected Americans citizen who have been scammed and harassed on
the Internet is real and also been backed up by the UNITED NATIONS.
We have been investigating email been directed to selected individual.
<COMMENT: WOW! 1.5 Million? Oh, SEND IT HERE!
We want to clear your doubts; you are to continue your transaction with
Mr bello daniels of the (EFCC) compensation payment department immediately,
In case you have lost his contact you can still reach him with his email:
(email@example.com)You are to contact with your full details:
NAME, ADDRESS,CELL PHONE NUMBER,
Please you are to contact the payment department at once.
<COMMENT: They Even give the name of the Scamming party?
Is it REAL? And they want ALL MY CONTACT INFO.
Don't they HAVE it, if they know about this alleged transaction?>
You are not to disclose this information to a third party as we are on the trail to get all
perpetrators' of cyber crime.
<Oh, don't worry. The FBI is my friend!
I'm sure they'll love this!>
Thank you for your understanding
I UNDERSTAND MORE THAN YOU THINK!
Head Internet Fraud Unit.
NOW, for my response, below!
I have forwarded your SPAM/FRAUD letter to the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
Your belief that I can be scammed is exceeded only by your stupidity.
I strongly suggest you LEAVE ME ALONE, and that you watch for
the Police to show up at your door.
Morons like you don't deserve a break, and you will
NOT get one if I have my way!
Now, just GO TO HELL, and spam somebody
else for a change, You jerk!
The Morons JUST WON'T QUIT, WILL THEY? That's the FACT : AS I SEE IT!