Right. Ban Dr. Seuss. Cancel Pepe Le Pew.
Worry about the gender of a plastic vegetable.
Censor Mark Twain.
Put a Warning on the Muppets.
Let's cancel Miss Piggy -- She's been abusive to Kermit and has sexually harassed Kermit for years.
Remove "The Catcher in the Rye", and "To Kill a Mocking Bird" from the libraries.
Pull "A Christmas Carol" from the shelves. Dump Jack London.
Why were the cast-aways on Gilligan's Isle all white?
Force an apology for Jar-Jar Binks.
Support murder, drug abuse, alcoholism.
Force inadequately tested vaccines upon the people. Force 'em to have a microchip.
Oh, but no guns, buddy.
Let dirty old men in the the bathrooms of little girls.
Wonderful.
Teach vulnerable children all about oral sex, threesomes, while leading them to believe that such behavior isn't immoral or harmful.
Ya'll got some explaining to do, folks. How will ya'll explain this to the judge of all?
Oh, I forgot... ya'll don't believe.
It's happening.
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