Alternate Reality. What is REALLY going on!

In an alternate Reality, Donald Trump is President.  He has been impeached...
OH, WAIT... That's going on here. 

In an alternate reality, Donald Trump awaits a verdict which will let him continue his term. And it could probably win him re-election.  OH, WAIT...  That's going on here.

In an alternate reality, The Democrats have reached the point of insanity.  They've lost everything,
and in Iowa, a computer App is supposed to give good results, probably giving Bernie the Commie a lead... And it malfunctions....
OH, WAIT..  That's going on here.
The Democrips (I used that term intentionally)  stick stubbornly to their ill advised, unintelligent plan.  Amazing.  They cannot admit defeat.  They CONTINUE to try to overturn the results of the 2016 election.  Guess what, guys?  It's 2020.  We're 9 months away from the Presidential Election.
And it's gonna be a SLAUGHTER!

This was hardly a "Bipartisan" attack.  It was an attempted coup d'etat.

Now, the Demonrats (yes, again, I gave a bizarre term), have to choose between 5 people, NONE of them any good.

Biden, the hair-sniffer, aka Creepy Joe, Sleepy Joe, and Mr. Touchy-Feely -- Right up there in the Losers Bracket.
Pete the Pervert, Mr. Rim Job and Mr. Butt plug...  Whatever the H*** is surname is...
is likely to go down in flames soon.  And INTO flames, with his (IMO) perverted lifestyle.

Let's not Forget Mr. Senile Socialist, Mr "Women fantasize about being raped!"  Bernie The Butt-head!  He Supposedly won a district by 20% in Iowa, but is in danger of losing it all because of the ill-designed (Possibly intentionally ill-designed) app.

And the Lovely Ms. Fauxahontas, "I got my scholarship by lying about being a native American" Liz Warren.  The people who've bought into this crap are going to be found on the streets of San Francisco, with the rest of the human dung that's being left by illegals, and who knows what else.
I'm just waiting for that Cholera to show up.  Or Bubonic Plague.  Which ever, when it happens (NOT IF, WHEN), they'll be begging for help.  I'd LOVE to see Trump turn that down!

And last, but not least (Well, IMO he's not even a speck!) it's Mr. "No more supersizing for you, and give me your guns!"  Michael "Bloomingbutthead"  Bloomberg.  He's doing like Trump, financing his own campaign.  When it goes awry, I'll be very happy to see him on the street with a sign that reads, "Will Govern for food!"

However it ends, The Dems have seen their shadows.  That means 4 more years of Trump.