My new FB profile reads "Nary a snowflake unoffended since 2010!"
Well, that be as it may, I was thinking the other day about Vegans and vegetarians. Now, I got nothing against them, as long as they don't try to dictate what I can eat!
But I realized something It was an odd epiphany, but it's still worth noting.
VEGANS and VEGETARIANS are incompatible with homosexuality!
HUH? I hear ya -- I see it in your eyes. HOW did I reach that conclusion?
Well: The guys supposedly suck each other's D***. It's also called "eating meat."
Hmm. If they are eating meat, they can't be vegans or vegetarians, can they?
And Lesbians? If they are doing each other's va-gee-gee with their tongues, it's called "Eating Pussy."
Each case..
Nope, Veganism or vegetarianism have to be called incompatible with the "Queer" (Read PERVERTED) Lifestyle.
And it's true: I've NEVER met a homo who's a vegan or vegetarian.
If they call themselves both, they are lying...or just stupid!
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