by "popular" demand!

Everyone who's at least 25 has probably heard the one-hit wonder Billy Ray Cyrus perform his song "Achy-Breaky Heart". You've probably heard his daughter, too... I mean, she is POPULAR.

Achy-Breaky Heart is the kind of song that can be easily parodied. It's got a catchy enough tune -- and it's kind of a... well ... novelty song. That's the "best" way I can put it!

You may have heard Weird Al's parody (Achy-breaky song).

Years ago, I had a time I spent doing a parody. I've never used the lyrics or the song. Since I can't hear anymore, it's kind of a shame that I can't do it.

But I wrote a parody -- "Loud & Smelly Fart"

I've quoted a few lines from the song (My lyrics). Some people have asked for more.

So, with all apologies to Billy Ray Cyrus, (And let me inform you -- if you use the lyrics for "Loud & Smelly Fart", royalties will have to go to the appropriate people. ) I will put the lyrics here.

While I claim these lyrics as my own, I must give appropriate acknowledgement to the writer and singer...Truthfully, I enjoyed the song!

LOUD AND SMELLY FART

(A parody of Achy-breaky heart)

I've been eating beans, and you know what that means;

I'll be getting aromatic soon.

Everybody knows what a fart is, I suppose.

I won't explain and waste my afternoon.

I've been holding in my gas, but soon I'll let it pass.

Believe me, you'll know it when I do.

So plug your ears and hold your nose; cuz the smell will curl your toes.

I'll shake the room at Richter five point two!

Yes, I'm going to let a fart, a loud and smelly fart.

I'm gonna do it just because I can.

And when I let that fart, that loud and smelly fart,

it's gonna be enough to kill a man.

Eggs and salad dressing, too, they add to the P.U.

I kid you not, it is gonna stink!

Stay away from river locks, and off of fishing docks,

cuz when I blow, you'll land in the drink.

Now it won't be long...but I will do no wrong.

I suggest that you leave the room.

Or put in some ear plugs, and mask that ugly mug,

otherwise, you're gonna meet your doom!

Yes, I'm going to let a fart, a loud and smelly fart.

I'm gonna do it just because I can.

And when I let that fart, that loud and smelly fart,

it's gonna be enough to kill a man.

Yes, I'm going to let a fart, a loud and smelly fart.

I'm gonna do it just because I can.

And when I let that fart, that loud and smelly fart,

it's gonna be enough to kill a man.

Yes, I'm gonna let a fart, a loud and smelly fart.

I need to ask, do you really care?

Cuz when I let that fart, that loud and smelly fart,

I'll smell up the air!

(I do not know how long I may be able to have this up.

It depends on the Powers that be...!)