If there is a day I like, it's Friday the 13th

You can't escape Friday the 13th. It shows up at least once a year, sometimes 2 or 3 times. This year, it showed up in February, and today is March 13th, also a Friday.

Considering the curse upon me, it's good to be Friday the 13th. It offers a bit of comic relief to the cursed.

I broke a mirror...by looking in it. I walked under a ladder -- the person ON the ladder fell off. The black cat that crossed my path got run over by a passing propane truck. All comic relief. Yeah, that's right.

Just like the little man in Lil Abner, the black could is over my head. But on Friday the 13th, it affects everyone else! It's kind of a shield.

I should file my lawsuit today... it only makes sense to haunt the traitors in my life by doing so on Friday the 13th.

I figure that Judas II (Beatrice Arnold, aka who?) has cost me 10 grand. Maybe I have a chance to win it back. Judas I, on the other hand -- cost me about 18 Grand. However, Beatrice is going to get hit with a 60K suit, I think. 50K for emotional distress, 10 K for other expenses.

Friday the 13th, and I have a toothache. I really need the tooth pulled, but I cannot afford to have it done. Maybe I can write to the President, asking for some stimulus money. He can't any worse than say NO...

Friday the 13th. I wonder if there is another movie coming out? Jason looses his memory, and goes to work on a farm. In Friday the 13th, Jason comes a cropper...:)

The JUDAS song...

nearly 2 years ago, I was betrayed at work -- and while I was being stabbed in the back, my heart was being ripped out of my chest. The most frustrating thing about it is that I didn't learn about it until 2 weeks back. Never again, say I.

At the time, I wrote what I called the JUDAS song. While it was addressed to the betrayer at my work, it's taken on a new life...

I have said I want their faces hanging on my wall. Now, now -- no, I don't anymore. Instead, I wouldn't waste the wall space. I'd rather have a singing fish!


"Judas -- I know it for a fact. Your fingerprints are on -- the knife that's in my back. Judas -- I HATE YOU! Sooner or later... It'll haunt you!

Judas -- you got no guts! So get the H*** away -- or I'll rip off your n**s! But I've learned, Judas-- you got no B**ls! So cower in the corner...or I'll smear you on the wall! Judas -- I HATE YOU! Sooner or later... It'll haunt you!"

This is somewhat edited for the sake of any kids that may attend this site, and "It'll haunt you," was NOT the original verbatim. But I am not 50 cent, nor some rapper who's calling himself a "Cop Killer". I'm not Vanilla Ice, and I'm not The Fresh Prince. So, I've toned it down for the sake of my audience.

It doesn't strike me as odd -- you two traitors are meant for each other. Maybe I can introduce you...No, that wouldn't be smart. I don't want a whole family of traitors!


"JUDAS -- I HATE YOU! Sooner or later -- It'll HAUNT YOU."