All because of Snow Flakes

My new FB profile reads "Nary a snowflake unoffended since 2010!"


Well, that be as it may, I was thinking the other day about Vegans and vegetarians.   Now, I got nothing against them, as long as they don't try to dictate what I can eat!

But I realized something  It was an odd epiphany, but it's still worth noting.

VEGANS and VEGETARIANS are incompatible with homosexuality!
HUH? I hear ya -- I see it in your eyes.  HOW did I reach that conclusion?

Well:  The guys supposedly suck each other's D***.  It's also called "eating meat."
Hmm.   If they are eating meat, they can't be vegans or vegetarians, can they?
And Lesbians?  If they are doing each other's va-gee-gee with their tongues, it's called "Eating Pussy."

Each case..

Nope, Veganism or vegetarianism have to be called incompatible with the "Queer" (Read PERVERTED) Lifestyle.

And it's true:  I've NEVER met a homo who's a vegan or vegetarian.

If they call themselves both, they are lying...or just stupid!