My heartfelt condolences to the people of Minneapolis, Minnesota, on the death of their Fair City. (1856-2020). The cause of death was the activity of socialists, communists, and anarchists, disguised as a Democrats, who dismantled the police department and destroyed the business climate. Contributing factor to its death was covid-19.
The funeral will be held when the current Governor's Administration is out of office. A monument will not be erected as they have already been deemed offensive by the perpetually offended generation.
