Poem of the day...

Parody time.

You know the tune for "Eensy-Weensy Spider, I would guess.

This is done to that tune.

The Stupid, stupid liberal stuck his head
up his poop spout.
When he started gasping,
They begged him to take it out.
"But it's nice in here!  Just pollution," he explained,
And he ne'er pulled his head
 out of his arse again...